I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
When I took off my jeans he became more excited about my Elmo underwear than sex but to be fair, who can blame him. They're awesome undies.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
You've opened Pandora's butthole my friend. There's no going back.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
did i tell you guys i finally 69’d for the first time last night? just thought the group chat should know.
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