i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
We have six bottles of wine and we are at target buying baby oil to grease up the sleds with, just in case you're interested.
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
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