I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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