I went out, and slept with my sunglasses on
I just pynch a tree in the face
man, i hate rosetta stone. i wanted to impress this girl with italian last night but all i could say were things like "a blue airplane" and "he is wearing a white shirt"
sometimes i wish i was the girl in a porno. that way if i couldn't get any, i'd just order a pizza and do him.
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
dude if i could bring that prime piece of meat home, id be the luckiest average-looking girl who ever lived
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
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