please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
Btw...pregnancy boobs are amazing. I don't recommend pregnancy in general but the boobs are good.
Oh trust me, i am. It's like magic, but instead of rabbits and doves its orgasms- He just keeps pulling them out of nowhere.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Just because you can put your penis in it does not make it "good stuff".
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I can’t believe you’re letting her use the Mercedes
It seemed like a better idea while she was giving me a hand job. It’s a good thing we weren’t having sex. Who knows what I would agree to during sex
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