So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
only you would end up drunk at a subway with a one-eyed homeless man
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
The Mole People would help. They are a kind, helpful people, the Mole People are.
Mole people?
Mole people
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
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