The walk of shame is far, far worse on crutches.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
got fuckng wasted at spring training, got a lap dance at le girls, got a burrito at filibertos, and still made it to my 5 o'clock eco class wearing a bikini top....I love Arizona State University
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
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