is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
I just took my birth control on the way to class with a 1/2 melted jello shot I happened to find in my purse from Friday night. I told you I was going hard this year.
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
Sorry, but when you makeout with a guy in a panda suit, you know something has to change.
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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