College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
alcohol. turning childhood friends into awkward hookups since the dawn of civilization.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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