Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
I want to take you away to a place of dolphin rides and hot stone massages.
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I just saw a sign that said "STRIPPERS!!! As seen on Jerry Springer!". As if Springer is the highest honor. I'm pretty sure we're in south Georgia.
I can't believe we had "50th anniversary of man in space" sex.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
That chick went from zero to shitshow in only 6 shots.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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