what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
When you're trying to sneak from the bathroom to your room with dildo, but it glows in the dark and suddenly your entire life is illuminated in the shape of dick
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
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