my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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