Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
As I was going down on her I noticed she had a tatoo on her inner thigh that said "Eat it like your birthday cake".
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
Randomize