She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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