We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
I think I shall call his penis Gatsby. We talk about it all the time, but I never see it.
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
Megan brought her friend up last night, greeted her by drunkedly taking a piss all over her duffle bag of clothing
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize