Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
Do you think dominoes pizza would deliver faster if I told them I just had shower sex and that always makes me hungry?
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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