This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I got a charlie horse in my ass while masturbating. We are never been going to that boot camp again.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
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