mmm... i enjoy making beautiful women smile
we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just realized my relationship wasn't even Facebook official and I'd already cheated on him. 'Shitty girlfriend' is an understatement.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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