So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I dont know, my roommate got arrested but I'm gunna get some tacos no matter what
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
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