The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
look no pants
are you so shy because you have an std?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
Fucked her on the patio while some dude drove by on a mower. He waved. Twice.
I feel like I shouldn't be encouraging my friends to hook up with their teachers.....but if it's for academic reasons....then I definitely encourage it.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
Dude we were sitting at my place stoned as fuk then someone knocks on the door and it was my neighbor giving me a huge box of cookie dough. Magic of weed.
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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