do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
If I had to give her an idea on what it means to be ur date I would compare it to being Ralph macchio's gf in the first karate kid... That's one of the coolest things I've ever said... I love drugs.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Sorry I couldn't make it...got a scrambled voicemail, all I heard was "Bring the dildo"
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
My brother really should've known better than to make me go egg hunting with his daughter when I was entirely too drunk to do so. Threw up in a plant in front of her.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
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