The tent wall coming unstaked in the wind and hitting me in the face really sobered me up
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
just had a very awkward conversation with the concierge at the hotel, they threw your underwear out
rigging a system to keep my jello shots cold in class. important election day work.
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
Wait..I'm drunk and butt naked making a pizza. Happy Wednesday.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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