at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Just ate cheeseit crumbs off the floor. i feel like Kirstie Alley.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
I just want to like rub my face on his abs
I need help
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
I got a pots and pans set and a vibrator. Merry Crisis.
Randomize
