The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
he showed me his boner with his cell phone light during the movie.
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
I made you bacon and gave you a blow job. I'd say you had a pretty great day.
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