So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
I probably wouldn't hook up with him if I had to deal with more than his penis. i think cumulatively we are up to a minute of actual conversation this week.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
The druken crowd just broke into singing "God Bless America" while waiting the newlyweds to get in the limo. My friend is eating rose petals.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
And don't worry, my exact words were "I can't believe a baby came outta that thing"
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
At what point in a new hookup do you tell the guy you need to wear a mouth guard when you sleepover because of your TMJ? Asking for a friend.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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