on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
So I went outside my house this morning and basically my entire front lawn is covered in gummi bears... I think that involves you guys.
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
I'll come out for a little. I can't be visibly hungover at work again or I get written up and fired. And yes, I am aware of how alcoholic that sounds.
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I'm gonna tie him up and fart in that pathetic excuse for a mustache
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Shit happens dude.
Shit doesn't just HAPPEN on the kitchen floor you asshole.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
I love you.
Bad choice
So drinking that old rum that I found in the ceiling of my dorm was prob not my best idea. But good news: my puke was so colorful b/c of all the skittles i ate
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