Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
i feel like someone uncorked me like a wine bottle and pulled a living animal outta my arse.
I just ordered a 3 square foot pizza. This is how to beat an eating disorder.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
I just realized, you're dating a guy named Jameson. That is another level of whiskey dick.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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