i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
I have got to lose weight!! Apparently no one wants to fuck a fat chick with herpes.
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
idk how many shots you took between 2:39 and 3:05, but your message went from "Please text me tomorrow." to "Why you sto textom?"
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
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