C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
Oh if I trust ANYTHING about you it's your ability to lead a douchebag around by the dick
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm already too high to be publicly presentable. I just looked at myself in the mirror without my sunglasses. Debated contacts. Said aloud "But I'm nothing without my sunglasses."
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
It's shark week go big or go home
Just broke into the basement of my house via my american red cross blood donor card. I officially save lives
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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