Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
So I just learned that my father was teaching me rules for drinking games when I was 5.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
I snuck in through the doggy door to get his vodka. Do you think my ex will know?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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