the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
You made out with my dog and told me he tasted like a rainbow.
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
Dude I'm at a Marijuana dispensary party. They are giving away BAGS of edibles
How do you keep ending up in these situations?
My dad is their accountant
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
Do plants get herpes?
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