at this rate if someone im actually interested in likes me back im going to die of surprise before i even get to make out with them
i'm so high that my cigarette just tasted like chef boyardee. no lie.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
I'm in a hotel full of Marines. I'm leaving here pregnant.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
it's just one of those nights where i don't care if anyone sees my vagina
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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