She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
I'm in love with you.
huh?
Don't be nervous. I'm just saying - if you had a dick, I'd suck it.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
He asked if I was on the pill, apparently I just downed my glass of beer and winked at him...
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
Remember when we had a keg, and then another 5 cases... and like 30 people drank it all?
Everything hurts.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
All I've been thinking about for the past 12 hours is sex and SEAWORLD
HIS DICK IS SO AWESOME DUDE. 15/10 SURPRISE
Stories. There's stories.
MEGHAN YOU'VE BEEN THERE FOR 20 MINUTES
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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