I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Woke up chewing my pillow from a dream where I was scarfing Cajun pasta from TGI Friday's. That's a new level of fat, even for us
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
How hard to you think I will be judged if I order 8 giant pickles from Jimmy Johns right now?
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Is it bad that when someone says the phrase "helicopter dick" I immediately think of you?
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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