My brain says no but my pants say off.
I feel odd... a had sex with a chick and she keept her socks on...
The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
Tell me why I woke up outside of our hotel room Wearing a cowboy hat and boots in Las Vegas.
I wonder how drunk we can get before Christmas Caroling turns into trespassing.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
