Call meee
Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
I am too high to leave where I am...And they are listening to Stained. This is my living hell.
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
I hoped the great care he put into rolling a blunt would translate to my vagina.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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