Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Things I woke up with this morning: half a mcmuffin, orange hair, one shoe and a friendly german man. Tequila was a brilliant idea.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Side note, i did some manscaping and now my farts sound way different
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Chipotle farts are not good for seducing boys.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Randomize
