so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you announced to everyone at the bar "fuck girls. they're confusing. im gonna start having sex with boys now"
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
Just used the salt in the bottom of my mcdonalds bag from last night on the eggs i made this morning. Way too hungover for this
About to fuck some random fraternity guy I met at a party. I guess this would be the right time to say I don't want to be with you anymore.
So i'm in a museum and theres a punch bowl from 1765 with a picture of 3 men forcing the 4th to drink the punch bowl. Colonial hazing
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
we played a my little pint drinking game. It was awesome.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Fine line between drunken accidental sleepover with your best friend's lab partner and gay sexathon. I did a cartwheel over that line. A CARTWHEEL THAT LANDED IN HIS LAP
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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