i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
There's a black statue of liberty dancing on the side of the road. Please hold while I join him.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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