This guy legit just tried to LSAT formal logic his way into my pants. Contrapositives and everything.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
After so many times of carrying your puked covered clothes home in a bag on a Tuesday morning, you begin to realize that Fucked Up Mondays aren't a real thing.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
This guy knew what he was doing. Most guys can't find the spot even if it shot off a flare and played a kazoo.
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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