We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
I love having hate sex.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
She said her name is "Goose" and regardless of her being a lesbian, sometimes she just "needs a good dick"
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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