My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
This might be the most awkward night of my life. And I had someone pee on me once.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I changed his contact info to "NO" and a picture of satan
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
hey. this is your former cousin. you boned my best friend last night.
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