At least make sure they are 18
Why
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
Last night the nurse at the ER told me that she wished all her drunk patients were like me. Then she commented on my socks...
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
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