i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
My gynecologist got a full view of the obviously bite marked shaped bruises on my thighs. I just kept talking about work and hoped she wouldn't judge me.
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I just saw two homeless guys bond over the fact that they both use Crown Royal bags as wallets in Burger King.
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
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