You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
in literally every picture i'm wearing less and less of my costume.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
she wouldnt leave because they were playing One Direction. I'm dating a thirteen year old.
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