just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I just smoked a bowl while riding a horse. This has been a productive vacation.
Just made a pepperoni sandwich with cheese, mayo, and pickles. Poverty is like pot, without the happy feeling.
Im watching someone hooking up in the library
procrastination at its finest
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
The bride says you won't want any of the single ladies...
Let's let the open bar be the judge of that.
what if his mom answers? its like high school, but hes 30
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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