chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
One of the bamboo sticks broke and impaled him. I think he's drunk enough that it shouldn't hurt until tomorrow.
You showed up at my apartment after 3 am wasted with a plate of cookies and tried to hook up.
Sorry about that. Except for the cookies.
Last night you told me to stop being Martha Stewart and asked if I had Taco Bell in my house
I don't remember what you were saying to me in the bathroom. But whatever it was, yes, because i remember nodding a lot.
She was eating leaves off of trees and saying it was salad, and even told a guy in passing that her favorite color was plaid.
There was just a girl standing next to me on the train, wasted, wearing only one shoe. I so wanted to pat her on the shoulder and say "oh honey, we've all been there"
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I know it sounds cheesy, but i think both me and her mum know they are "thanks for being so cool about finding nudes of your daughter on the camera" flowers
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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