Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
i took my sailor hat off and used it as a vom bucket
I'll hold a taco with my boobs for you
I woke up to 76 pages of e's, r's, d's, and f's from when I fell asleep for 3 hours on my laptop keyboard trying to write that paper.
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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