I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
at the end of the day, college isnt gonna be for everyone... and some of us are just going to have to learn how to breathe underwater while sucking cock.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
Randomize
