Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
i came out of the bathroom and he had christmas lights wrapped up his leg, around his boner, and down the other side
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
He wants to make me arch my back "like I'm having an exorcism". Not sure if I'm turned on or freaked out.
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
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