I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Her hair goes down to her lower back and nobody was there to held it back for her. She looked like chewbacca dipped in vomit.
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Do you think you could handle being our babysitter if we roofied ourselves for fun??
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
WTF moment this morning: we were getting ready to leave and he reaches under his mattress to pull out his gun. All I could do was look at him and go "really?!"
The homeless woman that called me a "dirty looking cunt" the other day, was standing outside Starbucks today with a sign that said "Jesus loves you."
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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