She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
So after your set last night some 42 year old woman bought me a drink, professed her love for your music, and then made out with me last night because she thought I was you. Thank you.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
someone needs to name a hurricane after you
I need you to be best friend brutally honest about whether or not I can go into public like this.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
The last time the Patriots won the Super Bowl I lost my virginity. I can only imagine what'll happen if they win this year.
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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