I had a dream last night that we were eating cake at Mercy...hahaha. I'm furious I didn't see you.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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