he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I'll be honest, not actually surprised to find half a Big Mac box and bits of broken security glass by the sofa.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
And to top it off I think that was the first time in history that anyone has used "oh just taking care of her grandmother and doing porn" in the same sentence.
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
We fucked on the roof... like that has to mean something
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize