So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
He kept starring at my ass and repeating "Its Just a beautiful piece of artwork."
The beers last night were like the tears from god
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Mom chose Thanksgiving to tell me the reason I am here is because she was too tired to give my dad a BJ and too drunk to make him pull out.
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
Do you know who changed all my phone contacts into characters from Harry Potter?
He Who Must Not Be Named.
Fuck you.
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